I was trying to finish a post on the Civil Rights baseball game but this clearly took precedence. The Daily Mail is reporting that Madonna wants to remake Casablanca, which, is to me, the greatest movie ever made. It is perfect. Bogart is and forever will be the man. Bergman rocked that shit. The film is still good today and it was made 65 years ago and it’s still perfect. Madonna is not perfect. In fact I will go ahead and drop these words to describe her: cunt, old, crazy, not British, and sure as hell better not remake Casablanca.
I understand Hollywood is out of fresh ideas. Really, I understand that. But I thought there was some kind of unwritten rule that some movies you just don’t remake (Casablanca being grouped into the list of untouchable films with the likes of Citizen Kane, Gone With the Wind, The Godfather, Star Wars, the list goes on). I mean, who would be stupid enough to try and remake any of these movies? Oh right, Madonna. Oh and there’s this:
“But now Madonna has stunned the movie industry with plans to remake Casablanca – and this time set it in Iraq.”
Yes, Iraq, and yes, I’m ready to kill her. As the source points out, this is all speculation but even the thought of her doing this to the world, and more importantly to me, is more than I can take. Sorry Perez, she’s as good as dead.
