September 4, 2008...3:33 pm

We’re Back- and it’s about to get Professional.

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Supposing that is a catchy enough tagline for the long-awaited return of Amateur Cartography. Get it? Its like a second season or the sequel to a badass action movie and Kyle and I play your lovable buddy cops with starkly different but equally compatible personalities. Consider this your teaser trailer of things to come.

In Politics:

Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin’s baby

Joe Biden

the floating liverspot referred to often as McCain

Barack Obama and the deal he made with the devil to make white people love him so damn much.

And Sarah Palin

Entertainment:

Perez Hilton’s fat ass’s journalistic appeal

Homos and Hollywood

Sarah Palin

Whatever Happened to: ( Shannon Elizabeth)

The real appeal of Daniel Day Lewis

Sports:

Ocho Sinco

Sarah Palin

Hockey (Kyle..obviously)

Jordan Steffy’s potential

Much more guys. Keep reading.

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