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April 3, 2008

Things That Are Pissng Me Off Currently

1.  Rain
2.  Mims - This Is Why I’m Hot (If Mims is bringing it back to NY then they’re FUCKED)
3.  Crocs.  Who the fuck is still wearing those?
Kyle

April 1, 2008

Baby Theft Crisis Finally Aborted…I Mean.

Have you ever found yourself just yearning to hold a baby in your arms? Does the squeal of a new born just make you burst with joy? Do you often awake in the morning after a methadone binge with an unidentified infant lying on the ground next to an empty bottle of Jack Daniels? Well [...]

March 25, 2008

Dan… I’m So Sorry

from www.mybluecollar.com

After watching that, I couldn’t find any quote directly dealing with the commercial but there’s this little quip from Larry the Cable Guy’s website:
“Thanks also for the nice e-mail and comments on the weight loss and the Nutrisystem commercials. I’m glad ya like em and all I need is [...]

March 25, 2008

Lame Duck Presidencies

Firstly, let us remember that Presidents are inherently Lame. Save for a select few, who shall be named in a later post, most all U.S. presidents have consistently bitten big blue bull balls during their respective tenures in the Oral office…I mean Oval Office.However, some Chief Executives have gone below and far behind the average [...]

March 25, 2008

YO WHATUpsies?

This world is full of words, and we will press them. We will press them all. For you.